How would you feel if I told you that you could speak a new language without having to remember a single solitary word of it?
And what’s more, you could be speaking that new language in no time whatsoever?
I know what you’re thinking: this is just another misleading advertisement. But I’m going to tell you something that’ll change your social life forever.
Sure, you dream of speaking a new language, one reason being you don’t want to belong to that minority of social pariah that isn’t multilingual…
And you want to chat up that Colombian barmaid, but nowhere online can you find anywhere that’ll teach you the Colombian language!
Jokes. Everyone knows Colombians speak Spanish, especially Colombians, and I might add that 427 million people worldwide speak Spanish. 420 million speak Arabic, 1.2 billion people Chinese. And you’re not one of them!
But it’s not easy. Learning a new idiom in the traditional way of remembering vocabulary takes up a lot of your valuable time and money.
And this is all at the expense of there being people bitching about you in a foreign language and you have absolutely no idea what they are saying!
At Jibber Jabber Communications, we guarantee that you will overcome all your fears, and your dreams will come true.
Introducing the new Voice Box Translator 3000!
Simply place the wireless, compact and lightweight Voice Box Translator 3000 anywhere within speaking distance and you’ll make trillions more international connections instantly.
All you have to do is turn up the volume, select the two different languages that you and your company wish to speak with one another, have the conversation, and the Voice Box Translator 3000 will do the rest.
It really is as simple as that!
The Voice Box Translator 3000 features all official languages of every country on the planet.
And what’s more, the Voice Box Translator 3000 isn’t limited to formal language.
Thankfully, it helped little Barnaby Jones from Hammersmith get himself out of a sticky situation on his way to the Christmas club trip to Bruges.
”We caught the coach from Hammersmith bus station and I got completely drunk on Super Tenants by the time we reached Hammersmith flyover. The other members had already decided they’d had more than enough of my drunken gibberish for one morning so they kicked me out onto the streets and continued the journey to Bruges without me. 24 hours after being continuously stepped over and my cries for help ignored by the people of Hammersmith, I was nearly run over by a taxi as I lay face down in my own vomit, dazed and confused, but with just enough energy to slur the words ‘hair of the dog’.
The cabbie who tried to help me, being Polish, admitted afterwards that before that day he did not know what this expression means. But thanks to the Voice Box Translator 3000 I was propping up the bar at the Lamb and Flag pub within the hour ready to start drinking all over again”.
Little Barnaby Jones, Hammersmith.
The Voice Box Translator 3000 from Jibber Jabber
- Features every official language on the planet.
- Over 200 slang dictionaries.
- Voice activated.
- Comes with Velcro strap.
- And clip.
- Costs 10 times less than the average price of a lifetimes worth of language classes.
Can you really put off excellent communication any further?
If you’ve read this article up to this point, then what are you waiting for?
Purchase your Voice Box 3000 before 24th December 2016 to get 25% off, so click the link below to order now!